2/14/09
yes vegan!
2/13/09
ny times reports: "natural contaminants” in our food = bugs, mold, rodent hairs and maggots...
order a tomato juice cocktail and u get an additional: “10 or more fly eggs per 100 grams [the equivalent of a small juice glass] or five or more fly eggs and one or more maggots.” cheers!


spread some tomato paste w a half a cup of pizza sauce onto toasted italian bread. sounds good so far. sure! why not! it provides 4 an even denser infestation — 30 or more fly eggs per 100 grams or 15 or more fly eggs and one or more maggots per 100 grams. but dont stop there, open up some canned mushrooms and throw 'em on the sandwich w/ “over 20 or more maggots of any size per 100 grams of drained mushrooms and proportionate liquid” or “five or more maggots two millimeters or longer per 100 grams of drained mushrooms and proportionate liquid” or an “average of 75 mites” before provoking action by the F.D.A..wow, now u got one super high protein hero! mama mia!rest a little. okay time to eat again. here's a little sauerkraut on your hot dog, and if ur really lucky u'll get up to 50 thrips. and when ur washing down those tiny, slender, dirty, winged bugs with a sip of ur beer, you might consider that just 10 grams of hops could have as many as 2,500 plant lice. i know that's the taste u've always loved! skål, la chaim, nostrovia, salud!

here's a new meaning to spicing up ur food, curry powder is allowed 100 or more bug bits per 25 grams; ground thyme up to 925 insect fragments per 10 grams; ground pepper up to 475 insect parts per 50 grams. one small shake of cinnamon might give u more than 20 rodent hairs before being considered defective. shake it up baby!
peanut butter — that culinary cause célèbre — may contain approximately 145 bug parts for an 18-ounce jar; or five or more rodent hairs for that same jar; or more than 125 milligrams of grit.i know u wanna know, so here u go: you’re probably ingesting one to two pounds of flies, maggots, mites, insect filth and rodent hair each year without even realizing it!
gimme a couple rat hairs-peanut butter sandwiches to go please! yo buddy, dont forget to throw in the bug parts and rodent filth too!
2/12/09
come hither from yonder
huxley is still awake,
2/10/09
פורים - come crank the gragger!
a purim, פורים, gragger, also called "ra'ashan", a noisemaker, is twirled, spun and cranked when the evil haman's name is mentioned during the reading of the megilla, as tradition dictates, 2 blot out the name of evil.come crank up the noise at sacred chow's purim party, tuesday, march 10, 2009 , 14 adar, 5749. let's shout, laugh, hoot, holler, and shake the gragger 2 blot out evil 2gether.
the festival of purim celebrates the salvation of the jewish people in persia from evil haman's plot 2 destroy all of persia's jews in a single day.
the events of purim extended over a period of several years, culminating in the joyous victory celebrations of adar 14-15 of 356 b.c.e., now known as purim.
purim observances include:
a) reading of the megillah/book of esther. (esther was the great jewish queen, who despite the risk of certain death, convinced her king 2 save the persian jews from annihilation. the megillah recounts the story of this purim miracle).
b) giving 2 less fortunate folks. (gifts of money should be given 2 at least 2 people).
c) sending gifts of food to a friend. (at least two ready-to-eat foods to a minimum of one friend).
d) the purim feast @ sacred chow. (eat, drink, make music, elocute poetry and the story of esther).
e) reciting the al hanissim prayer, an invocation of miracles. a reverent petition of grace after meals on purim 2 thankfully and fortunately acknowledge the manifestation of divine intervention.
customs include dressing up in disguising costumes and eating traditional jewish-persian purim food. the well-known hamantashen, shaped like haman's hat, and mohntaschen, is always consumed, and the gragger is incessantly cranked at high speed. come crank the gragger!
the word tashen is derived from the german word taschen (pockets). mohntaschen is german for "poppy seed pockets" and was a popular jewish-german pastry. hamantaschen means "haman's pockets" and became a popular purim pastry. it was rumored that the evil haman's pockets were filled with bribe money. however, the most popular explantion of why jews eat this three cornered pastry on purim is that haman wore a three-cornered hat. eating an image of haman's hat is a delicious way to symbolically destroy his memory.
yum, yum, eat 'em up!2/9/09
stuffing myself with vegan food
2/8/09
the servers are so super nice.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
We went to Sacred Chow two mornings in a row for breakfast. This place is great and the servers are so super nice. I fell off the gluten wagon here with a biscuit breakfast sandwich. http://justtheonions.blogspot.com/
loved every morsel
New York, NY 2/7/2009
2/6/09
Kyle was most attentive
I dined at Sacred Chow on Tuesday and was delighted. The space is perfectly relaxing, my spinach and shitake salad was amazing and Kyle was most attentive and professional.
Yours, happily
David
favorite spots...you're one of them!
Best regards,
Lea Garrett
favorite places to eat
I"ve only been to NYC once, but here's what I liked...-stayed in Chelsea hotel, great location and lots of history at that place-favorite places to eat were: blossom cafe, red bamboo, atlas (for the desserts), sacred chow, candle cafe & 79, babycakes (hit up mooshoes, teany, and economy candy while you're there), and pure food & wine.
January 26, 2009 12:53 PM